Rugby is all-consuming, and has taught me well-beyond these 14 bullet points. There is no such thing as an attractive action shot when wearing a scrum cap and mouth guard.
Want to look cute? Go play volleyball. Opposing teams can be friends.
Even with 30 girls on the field, cattiness is almost non-existent in rugby games. Each team understands that the game is physical and that people will be hurt accidentally. It rarely amounts to more than competition.
In fact, players Horsham ladyboy tourism friends on and off the pitch, and even go grab a beer together after a game. Based off of your bruises and cuts, people will be legitimately concerned that you are in an abusive relationship and question you accordingly.
You will never have dainty, little, booty-short-worthy thighs. Most guys will find that fact that you play a rough, painful sport to be attractive rather than be turned off by it.
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Even after playing Chesterfield transexual with the same girls for 14 years, that bond does not compare to the bond you have with your rugby teammates. Something about pushing your bodies to the limits together for 80 minutes, having your head way too close to their asses in scrums, and protecting each from physical harm brings about a closeness that no other sport compares to.
Showering after a game is the best and worst thing in the world. Best, because it feels fantastic to get mud and sweat off your body.
And ladies if you're looking for hot muscly tattooed hunk, your lucks probably in. However if you are looking for ones with brains too, you may need more than just some lipstick and a smile.
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